DREAMING

Ask me   Kim Ngo / Sydney/

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

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katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

suddenly-sara:

Universal cat language for, “See that thing? IMMA FUCK IT UP”

The kitty butt wiggle of doooooooooooom :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

suddenly-sara:

Universal cat language for, “See that thing? IMMA FUCK IT UP”

The kitty butt wiggle of doooooooooooom :D

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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sluttyoliveoil:

why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”

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adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

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sextnoise:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed

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"That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life."
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