I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
(Source: oreoprince, via fake-mermaid)
i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league
(Source: baebees, via a4awkwardd)
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed
"That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life."